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Apr. 28th, 2008

im growing my nails for a manicure.. oh yes!

and ya'll wouldnt believe this okay! 

i went to check out movies on the golden village website because im planning to watch harold and kumar. and i was looking out for the movie rating and i passed by Awake and it showed NC16 and i was uh huh.. alright.. then when i came to harold and kumar, i saw it was m18 and for a second, just one second, i was like OH SHIT! then i said to myself EH YOU'RE ALR 19 LA DUMBO. im such a cock you know!

okay thats all! night all.

Apr. 26th, 2008

whenever i listen to janet jackson's feedback, it's never the same man. cos i get reminded of b.scott dancing to it. ewwks but whoots!

i had a long day today, travelling to the zoo, being there and coming back. dammit! never again, pls?
it was alright though.
im happy i didnt agree on impulse about working there tomorrow morning. like 8.30am? who you kidding huh? i would have to leave the house at 6.30am you know!!! and what? sleep at the zoo ah?

it's nice being at the zoo after such a long time! free entrance plus i got to see the orang utans and elephants. SO COOL! the zoo is a nice place la. i think the bird park is the one that is boring. i wonder how i even agreed to go knowing how much i hate birds. i would rather be uhhhhh.. skinned alive than be in a room filled with peacocks. one is enough to kill, i promise! okay la, maybe i'd rather be vegetarian. yes, suicide would be too dramatic alr. HAHAHA!!

i saw the elephant pee. sure you dont want me to describe ah. i will. it was like i was looking at its butt because obviously it was facing me la! and there was this tube like this around its butt hole and i thought to myself. what if it wants to shit? then again, the shit would like, probably break in half before falling to the ground right? cos i dont know what made me think that it wouldnt be able to shit with the thing there. then all of a sudden, while i was thinking of it shitting, it peed lor! so sudden. and it was like SPLAAAAASSSSSH! hahahahahahaha!! like flood! you know the sewage and lots of water gushing through it? ya, like that. cute right!

dont know what went into me ah. i think it's because i havent been to the zoo for the longest time and things have changed a lot there. when i was admiring the orang utans and some animal i forgot the name alr la. i was smiling to myself lor! like all of a sudden, wow! i love nature and the animals. i amused at every single thing. it was amazing! i was happily watching them when i turned and this fugly bird was behind me and i had to scram. stuuupid bird. spoiler!

my thighs were on fire. that's for being fat you fatty!  

then when i was keeping back the last horse, i caught sight of my uncle. it was nice! because, whole day i had been waiting to bump into him. and i finally did at closing. so, goody!

then i met amanda. we had dinner. i didnt bloody eat the whole day. so i had to stuff myself mad. and and faeezong is like so near yet so far la. boos :( then had a one hour journey to harbourfront's interchange. and home sweet home. 

and that was my day :)! 

ah yes, one more thing. my phone died on me twice! i thought its battery was damn powerful la! but nooooooo! probably a sign telling me to get a new phone huh? cos im thinking of it anyway. i think it's true you know. it's like my phone telling me "go monica, go get a new one. i'll always be here though" cos it's like i always confess my love for my phone. and i think it sort of knows i love it. fuck! i am overly imaginative. dangerous level. quiet k, i had a tiring day. what the heck, i doubt i'd even be able to buy underwear for my dog. 

okok, before any more shitz comes out from this head. goodnight and goodbye!

Apr. 25th, 2008

i've stayed away from that 70s show for a very long time now man. i used to like watch it everytime i could. well, i was free then what. but now, it's like im not so free plus im kinda sick of it. HAHAHAHA! waiting for the video to load is like watching myself grow old man. 

see what shayne ward says in breathless:

And if we had babies they would have your eyes 
I would fall deeper watching you give life 

isnt that so AWWWWWWWWWWW?

another one is usher's if i want to. it's a damn good song. but ah, see how arrogant he sounds. like what only.

And you know good and damn well that...
If I wanted I could take you from your man
With my eyes closed
I could have you eating out the palm out of my hand
And all your little girl friends too

it's like so oooooooh but so woah woaw too. if you know what i mean. i got that song by mistake. i was downloading something else and i saw that so i just tried. turned out good. heh! 

tomorrow, i'll be going to the zoo! THE ZOO OKAY? walao! i only started and now they send me to the zoo. that is cruel la! but i think by whining to myself, i have prepared myself. if not, on that day itself, which is like tomorrow, i'd be like huh....... im so lazy...... i wanna sleeeeep! and dont fall off your chair but i even wrote down how long it takes me and the fare so i know the best way to go! i really did a lot of math lor!

today, i watched Awake. it's alright la. interesting, gross, touching and sad. hayden christensen is hot but not hot. i think it's cos of his crooked eyes. wah! with that, still can be one cute actor. muahahhaa! but not obvious. certain times only ah. it's like cute but retard. you know what i mean or not? 

i hope tomorrow will be a good day. i dont expect it to be because it's A weekend. DAMMIT! oh you know what? I HOPE IT RAINS! I HOPE IT RAINS BADD!!!!!! have you started to notice the evil in me?

kiddy: YAY MOMMY WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO TOMORROW!!!
mom: yippee weepee doo son!
the next morning...
kiddy: SHIT MOM IT'S FUCKING POURING.
mom: boohoo son, we'll probably go later or postpone it.
cookie&monkey people: WHOOOHOOO!! NO CHILDREN TODAY SHIOOOOOOOK! :D :D

so long all.

Apr. 16th, 2008

listen up yaw
i love c3.
she is awesome!
she is open, sincere (oh yes!), lovely, not afraid to be silly (strictly only at times ah!), not afraid to be herself and speak up. 
hey, thats what makes a person man.
you rock, bitch!
and and and you dee best too! :D

and i dont care what you really thought of today, muaha!

alright ya'll, i've free incoming now! WHOOHOO! so now i wont have to like reject calls and use the house phone to get back. muahahhaa. i should have done this earlier hor? oh well. now i know. and like it would be really amazing if i have free incoming and i dont get calls. BECAUSE WHEN I DIDNT HAVE FREE INCOMING, I WAS GETTING CALLS NONSTOP. so the 60 cents better not be deducting for nothing everyday.

goodnight ya'll! i dont mean to use ya'll but it's funny how it sounds when i say it in my head because it's funny how nicole parker made fun of the way britney spears talks. hahahaha! love nicole parker. she's comical like a guy but she's woman so kudos to her!

and tay ping hui is soooooooooo hot!

Apr. 15th, 2008

i wanna say something mean about someone. but no! i wont. im a good girl. muaha.

i had it all written out in my head. but uhhhh, it wouldnt sound as nice now if i were to write it down because just now it was still fresh in my head. 

so yea, i got nothing to say.

vivocity, suntec, vivocity, home. 

quite yayful i must say. 

think happy, be happy. at least happy things happened so be happy about it! oh yes i do do do!

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